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[warriorswolftail]

So uh... I guess I should introduce myself or something. Hawky said that's what people usually do, but I wasn't exactly awake when I showed up here.

I'm Sokka. Uhm, if... anyone knows Zuko? Yeah, we're friends. From the same world.

Obviously.

... shut up, Hawky.

This is so awkward it hurts.

Okay, you know what-!!

What? Come on, out with it, ponytail!

[the two of them basically dissolve in to loud arguing and Sokka forgets all about his little introduction post. Oops.]

Comments

[scarybarrellove.livejournal.com]

Oh. ... You're a different one. Damn...

You and Azula were a thing. And she was a pretty close friend of mine.

And I think my partner had a thing for her partner.

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

Me and--

... ME AND AZULA?! AZULA?! AS IN THE FIRE LORD'S DAUGHTER AZULA?!

Preeeeetty sure they can hear you like three doors down, buddy.

[scarybarrellove.livejournal.com]

Fire Lord... what was his name? Omai? Ohai? ... OZAI! That was it.

Yeah, he was pretty pissed off when he found out about it. Disowned her, from what I remember. I thought she was gonna tear my head off...

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

...

[yup, brain-broken squeaking here.]

... nice breaking him, guy.

[scarybarrellove.livejournal.com]

... Did I miss something? Sure, she was a little crazy, but she was good people...

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

A... a little crazy?! She tried to kill me! Multiple times! And my friends! AND SHE ALMOST KILLED THE AVATAR!

[scarybarrellove.livejournal.com]

... What? No... the only thing she ever killed was the principle of culinary refinement...

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

You... are so completely and utterly wrong... you have no idea what she's capable of, and I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole unless it had a BLADE on the end of it!

Maybe she was different?

... what? How?! Its AZULA we're talking about.

Well Zuko did say that different versions of people show up... and Ana confirmed that...

... no, no way, I just can't get my head around that... she was always a psycho!

[scarybarrellove.livejournal.com]

Wow... your Azula sounds pretty messed up.

Sorry about that...

Still, the Azula I knew was a pretty nice lady. A little messed up, but nice. How many girls do you know who'd ask you to teach them to cook?

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

... ow.

What?

I have a headache... this is too weird...

[scarybarrellove.livejournal.com]

Tell you what, if she does come here? Don't eat her cooking.

She could burn water.

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

If she comes here I'm staying far, far away from her.

[scarybarrellove.livejournal.com]

...

So... um... Ashton Anchors. Nice to meet you.

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

Huh?

... oh. Sokka. Nice to meet you, I guess.

[itsyrhnr-where.livejournal.com]

...

Well, at least you found out early.

It's okay. It's like ripping off a bandage. Hurts a lot at first, but it'll fade.

With time.

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

[nothing but broken-brain squeaking from Sokka]

... yeah he's broken. That nurse is gonna be piiiiissed...

[itsyrhnr-where.livejournal.com]

Was kinda hoping no one would tell you.

I sure didn't wanna do it.

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

You-- ! That-- ! SHE AND I-- ! ...

... yeah okay I don't know what to do with this information either. Ow. My brain. Ow ow ow...

[itsyrhnr-where.livejournal.com]

I found out by looking back at archives.

He was in a fetal position for HOURS.

...

[warriorswlftail.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you. Also, I'm staying away from those. Far away.

You're taking this surprisingly well, considering.

I'm screaming on the inside, Hawky. I'm screaming on the inside...